Bring me some Banana's...bitch
05.02.06 (10:04 pm) [edit]Warning: This blog may waste precious minutes of your life. Time of which I am sad to inform you, you will never get back. Today I saw a muppet riding a moped on the sidewalk. Not really but wouldn't it be cool if something completely random would happen like that, at least once in a while. I know 23 isn't old but it's old enough for me. Im bored, really...really...bored. Things aren't as fun as they used to be back when I was young. Relationships aren't even fun anymore, they are just work like everything else. Don't get me wrong, I love my girlfriend but we live thirty minutes away from eachother and when you subtract $30,000 a gallon for gas from my almost non-existant pay check you don't get much "boo" time. Than there are the assholes that feel the need to hit on your signifigant other even when "the assholes" know they are in a relationship. Why must people fuck with my happiness on a daily basis? Go be an asshole somewhere else buddy, seats taken. What would you do if someone called you buddy? Me, i'd light a cigarette just so I could put it out in their eye. Wait no strike that. Cigarettes are also $30,000. I guess I would just wait till I was almost done with my cigarette than do it. You know what else pisses me off. People who bitch about smoking in bars. Everyone knows alcohol and cigarettes go together like peas and carrots. I really hate thoes bitches who fake cough and wave the smoke away. Eat me, i'l put my cigarette out in your eye too. Another thing that bothers me is when people watch themselves in the mirror on the dance floor. Get over yourself! Little tip for the kid's that drive. Use your turn signal! People who don't use turn signals piss me off almost as much as thoes bitches that have more than 12 items in the express lane. I feel better now. Have a good night.