Bring me some Banana's...bitch
05.02.06 (10:04 pm) [edit]Warning: This blog may waste precious minutes of your life. Time of which I am sad to inform you, you will never get back. Today I saw a muppet riding a moped on the sidewalk. Not really but wouldn't it be cool if something completely random would happen like that, at least once in a while. I know 23 isn't old but it's old enough for me. Im bored, really...really...bored. Things aren't as fun as they used to be back when I was young. Relationships aren't even fun anymore, they are just work like everything else. Don't get me wrong, I love my girlfriend but we live thirty minutes away from eachother and when you subtract $30,000 a gallon for gas from my almost non-existant pay check you don't get much "boo" time. Than there are the assholes that feel the need to hit on your signifigant other even when "the assholes" know they are in a relationship. Why must people fuck with my happiness on a daily basis? Go be an asshole somewhere else buddy, seats taken. What would you do if someone called you buddy? Me, i'd light a cigarette just so I could put it out in their eye. Wait no strike that. Cigarettes are also $30,000. I guess I would just wait till I was almost done with my cigarette than do it. You know what else pisses me off. People who bitch about smoking in bars. Everyone knows alcohol and cigarettes go together like peas and carrots. I really hate thoes bitches who fake cough and wave the smoke away. Eat me, i'l put my cigarette out in your eye too. Another thing that bothers me is when people watch themselves in the mirror on the dance floor. Get over yourself! Little tip for the kid's that drive. Use your turn signal! People who don't use turn signals piss me off almost as much as thoes bitches that have more than 12 items in the express lane. I feel better now. Have a good night.
Fear and Loathing in Cleveland and so on
04.13.04 (8:18 pm) [edit]I went to my dads for Easter and it was crazy, though I cant recall everything that happened there was this creapy little kid there and he kept standing in front of me and staring at me. i watched 2 movies twice this weekend. Oh brother where art thou and Not without my daughter. so i spent all day monday yelling "NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER" to my boss. she is french and doesnt understand me and just thinks im crazy which is ok cause its fun. then my friend katy kept singing in a rosie perez voice. it was the highlight of my freaking day
we call him carnie buddha
04.09.04 (8:22 pm) [edit]im gonna tell you a little story about my friend ben but we call him buddha. im going to tell you this story only because it gives you a little insite about my group of friends and the kind of person i am. ok here goes. this one day back in the day a summer day in fact i was hanging out at my friend mikes house cause he was having a party that night. he lives behind a diary queen and his driveway is basicly dairy queens parking lot. anyway the carnival was in town so everyone was acting a bit crazy (its the carnies fault) and mike and i were watching tv when we heard this weirld sort of cackle laughter and so we went to the porch only to see our friend trisha behind a bush laughing and looking at the back door of dairy queen. so of course we wooked in that direction and didnt see anything at first and then all of a sudden here comes buddha running out of the back with a giant can of chocolat sauce. excelent? indeed. a few minutes later mike went in dairy queen to get something and the people working inside told him that some carnie ran in the back and stole chocolat sauce. even more excelent..indeed
Popups are the devil
04.08.04 (2:27 pm) [edit]dont you think that popups are the devil. i hate them so much it makes we want to put a cigerette out in my eye. everytime i go to a page 34956823457289457 million to the 10th power popups, popup. then when i try to close one my browser freezes then some sort of equally annoying error occurs and that is what turns me into a swearing machine that spews venom. im done ranting